The new season of Topmodel has started so Tyra’s ass is back to eating skinny supermodel-wannabes. Rosie O’Donnell must some incredible lesbian charm we don’t about because she can get girlfriends to go with her coffee now. True story, she met this one at Starbuck’s. Simon Cowell has opted for Botox and fillers. Because his [...]

Eva Amurri, you know, that hot thing that Susan Sarandon gave birth to, is getting married soon to ex major league soccer player Kyle Martino and sensing her days of banging strange men with the same frequency as her mom back in the day when her boobs were not saggy enough to give herself a [...]

According to The National Inquirer, Sarah Palin’s husband, Todd Palin wants to file for divorce after reading in Joe McGinness’ unauthorized biography In The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, that his brother-in-law Chuckie thought they their marriage was over a long time ago.  So let me get this straight. You learn that your wife a) [...]

Gisele Bundchen is promoting Brazilian lingerie line Hope and in her new video for the brand  this is pretty much how it goes down: She tells her man she crashed his car in a white little dress and gets a big X. She then comes out in a little red thong and red bra and delivers [...]

Admittedly this has nothing to do with celebrities, but it was too bizarre to not report. We present you Qahtani, the wife of one of Saudi Arabia’s richest Arabs, and soon to be beheaded in her city’s square whilst children throw rocks at her and women in jihab remove their muzzle to spit on her (joking) [...]

Gotcha! Actually it’s a fat dude with a hernia, but the resemblance is uncanny, no??  Meet Johnny Vegas, a British comedian who’s mocking Demi Moore’s naked pregnant cover of Vanity Fair back in 1991 and whose photograph is now on exhibition at the London National Portrait Gallery. Who said the Brits have no humour? Even if they bust it [...]

The fourth seson of 90210 is starting soon, so here’s AnnaLynne McCord practising her lines on set. Completely predictable mind you, but completely acceptable as well. So carry on, dear, practise makes perfect! Oh, and could you bend a little lower?  I couldn’t hear that second line you just rehearsed very well. Locky

Jane Fonda looks like Denis Leary from Rescue Me. After a date with a bottle of Listerine. Lady Gaga’s little sister is Lady Gaga without the head cones, the garbage bags and basically without the crazy. We found the culprit for the Taco Bell robbery the other day. Elizabetta Canalis poignant exhibit on DWTS of [...]