Here’s is Jennifer Aniston in NYC yesterday getting soaked to the bone while boyfriend Justin Theroux held tight to his little umbrella. Hey, at least he didn’t go around a bunch of magazines (yet) telling everyone how basically her boring and pathetic existence led him to recreational drugs and thoughts of suicide. So overall, Justin [...]

Buzz Aldrin was recently seen out with his hot new girlfriend making out like teenagers and some who obviously are against granting soon-to-be-dead people’s last wishes find it a bit tacky and inappropriate since he just dumped his third wife of many years back in June. Er, did you see his wife’s face (pic below)? [...]

Anna Kournikova is the “celebrity” trainer replacing Jillian Michaels in the new season of The Biggest Loser and already during her first week on the ranch, she managed to have her entire team in tears and begging for mercy and water (which she refused to give) as their morbidly obese body parts were rolling off treadmills [...]

Here’s John Travolta looking exhausted, devoit of energy and completely sweaty. Ok, and kinda BOLD!! Guess weaves made out of the hair of a thousand starving indian children get a bit lice-itchy if you tend to sweat profusely. Or maybe it was at the groomer’s getting polished and manicured for his appearance as a spokesperson for the Bombardier [...]

Simon Cowell described his anti-aging regime on Leno last night, and it pretty much involves harnessing the power of laughter which comes in droves after he gives injects female employees with some sort of female viagra in the guise of vitamins only to watch them have uncontrollable orgasms right before they’re about to go on [...]

Continuing the Culkin brothers tradition of dating women way out of their league, Kieran Culkin and Scarlett Johansson are spending some romantic time in Paris trying to get to know each other. This involves visiting a strip joint, because he’s heard Scarlett likes the art of nude, and let’s face it, his sexual experiences end [...]

Lady Gaga was at the MetLife Stadium yesterday to watch the NY Giants Vs the St.Louis Rams when…wait a minute, is that a nipple i see through the corpse disposal bag she wore as a top? Oh yeah, for sure…but i digress. Anyhow, she was about to make a toast to the Giants when she [...]

Taylor Armstrong breaks through the barrier of Botox to grieve for her husband during last night’s episode. Jon Hamm likes to make out with homely women (girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt). Madonna tries to go incognito with boy-toy in NYC but her Joan Rivers meets gargoyle face gives her away. Carla Bruni puts the last nail on [...]