Here’s  Emmy Rossum in a bikini on top of a yacht for the needs of the new series Shameless and true to its name this new show has no shame. How else can you explain the fact that they put a hot girl’s ass on display, only to have it overshadowed by her co-stars speedo-clad [...]

And here’s the picture that proves it. What? Don’t they say proof is in the pudding?? Or was it the meatloaf? Seriously though, if you have to go through all that surgery to become a man, wouldn’t you at least ask them for a little stomach stapling so you don’t get the urge to kidnapp [...]

Jessica Simpson is supposed to be training with Tracey Anderson and getting married soon, so those things together would ordinarily be sufficient enough motive to stop her from clearing out all neighborhing supermarkets from cookie dough. Seen here getting the only exercise that makes sense, i.e walking from the car to the nearest hotdog stand, Jess [...]

  Christina Ricci is on the cover and pages of Manhattan Magazine just in time to promote her upcoming role in Pan Am, and while normally we would bypass these pics because of lack of blatantly there, hit-you-in-the-face cleavage, we’re diligent about our work, and so we actually read the interview. Which brings us to [...]

Seen here on her way to get a massage after an exhausting day of doing nothing and thus proving  Chris Humphries made a stellar choice in marriage, Kim Kardashian is once again confusing us about what the hell is going on with her ass. Did she perhaps take two pigs and strap them in her [...]

Here’s Rosie Huntington at the Moet&Chandon Etoile Awards (whatever the hell that means) in London last night and aside from the fact that it took us a whole minute to get down from her cleavage to the end of her legs, we post these things so you guys can have meaningful and life-changing debates, the [...]

Here’s one of the two pics David Hasselhoff posted over the weekend showing him on one arthritic knee in Cape Town, South Africa proposing to 31-year old British girlfriend of 7 months (whom he met by the way when she asked him for an autograph in England – not at all proof that The Hoff [...]

Because fantasizing about Pete Wentz crying in a corner and drowing in a sea of self-pity and loathing lifts our spirits, we’re going to go ahead and assume these shots of Ashlee Simpson trying to smother new boyfriend Vincent Piazza (from boardwalk empire) with love, affection and well-placed cleavage at the HBO after-party last night [...]