A week or so ago, we told you that one of Maddona’s siblings, Anthony Ciccone is homeless and living under a bridge. Well, now he’s spilled the beans in a lengthy interview with the DailyMail, telling the paper his family wouldn’t even care if he died, that Madonna was a slut and a bitch from [...]

Elisabetta Canalis (seen here with True Blood’s Mehcad Brooks in Berlin – because the black penis is the ultimate healing weapon for wounded hearts) is already coming out with a book(guess Dancing With The Stars didn’t do the magic trick) called Questo Amore (This Love) written by Italian Journalist Bruno Vespa in which she pretty [...]

Here’s Brooke Mueller at the 18th Annual Dream Halloween party sponsored by Toys R Us and benefiting Children with AIDS pretty much topless and I just wrote that sentence to make it even clearer that she has her shit together and is on her way to rehabilitation. Somewhere out there Charlie Sheen just scoffed at [...]

Jennifer Love Hewitt managed to find a boyfriend (Jarod Einsohn) in time for Halloween and somehow convinced him to get dressed as Brangelina “because that would be hilarious, right? Me, with a husband, pregnant and six or seven kids hanging from my purse or your leg, I could just piss myself from laughing right here [...]

Here’s Coco dressed as a giant ass imprisoned in fishnets and unable to attain freedom in the form of assaulting a pasta buffet hosting a Halloween party at LAX in Las Vegas and we gave this its own post for the mere reason that trying to fit it into our Halloween post would require a [...]

It’s post-Halloween Monday which goes without saying we will assault you with a shitload of pictures of celebs partying in Vegas and L.A in their fancy costumes (except Chaz Bono because he’s permanently in one) until you realize your life sucks because you were probably the asshole that was walking your kid from door to [...]

We get it Heidi Klum. You love Halloween? By why is your show wearing a condom?? Anne Hathaway just proved why make-up is crucial for the continuation of the human species. Elton John’s kid is trying to call out for help there, isn’t he. Sinead O’Connor and Deborah Harry at an event in L.A last [...]

First of all, I’m still stuck at the fact that Nicki Minaj has not one, but several maids, which means it’s about time I started dressing up in tin cans, wearing ice-cream cones as jewellery, eating fried-chicken and busting out a hairy nipple or two all at once whenever there is a camera around, because [...]