Kate Gosselin is now forced to shop with coupons. Putting the kids up for sale on Ebay is next. Alessandra Ambrosio in her bikini in Hawaii. Ali Larter keeps pounding us with her absence of cleavage. Gwyneth Paltrow and Mark Ruffalo show off their acting skills. Megan Fox is still alive and getting paid by [...]

Obviously aware that they have sucked the very life (and money) out of America with their huge asses, Kris and Kim Kardashian have moved on to Dubai, where the smell of gold and oil is particularly strong. Alas, the Arabs want their sex tape with a side of modesty, so mother and daughter obliged their [...]

Amber Heard was at the premiere of the movie The Rum Diary aka Johnny Depp got emotionally raped doing this, in which she plays Johnny’s love interest well, looking like this, which only reinforces my belief that hugely attractive women should be forbidden by law to enter lesbiantry. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for [...]

Whitney Houston barely escaped getting kicked off a Delta flight the other day when she refused to buckle her seat belt before takeoff, and there can only be two explanations for this behavior: either all the crack she’s been doing has robbed her of the most rudimentary skills such as joining two pieces of metal [...]

For all those that missed the story, Hilary Swank was paid a bunch of money to wish Chechnya’s lunatic president Ramzan Kadyrov who’s accused of torture, abductions and killings Happy Birthday and now that Human Rights groups are after her ass, she says she didn’t know what the event was about. And that she thought [...]

Here’s is Lindsay Lohan at the premiere of THQ’s Saints Row: The Third in LA last night and judging from her appearance, nicotine, coffee, wine, and a lot of satisfied customers have taken their toll on her now chipped and yellow teeth (second close-up is of her teeth in 2009). Lindsay also sported her usual [...]

Kelly Clarkson is turning into a man. Carla Bruni’s belly has reached epic proportions. Olivia Munn and Tatum O’Neil strip down for the stripper movie Magic Mike. This one’s going to be a magical movie, isn’t it. Madonna should know better. Bell bottoms don’t flatter an ewok’s figure. Is Hillary Swank starting to suffer from [...]

Just when we thought Charlie’s Angels would be a consortium of ridiculous titty-bouncing chase scenes between Minka Kelly, and well those other two, comes the make-out scene between Minka Kelly and well, that other one. Guess this is a much more effective way to catch the bad guys. Or the dwindling audiences. Who said Hollywood [...]