Only days after making those dead on rape comments, Johnny Depp took on the inebriated celebrity challenge in Hollywood and proved he’s an excellent and able alcoholic. Johnny was leaving a restaurant called 25 Degrees on Monday night. As he made it out the door noticeably unsteady, but still able to scribble his autograph, he [...]

The “Austin Powers” actor recently convicted of torturing a woman in a brutal 1990 rape is now suspected of murdering his prison cellmate, state officials said Tuesday. Prison officials believe Joseph Son, best known for playing the shoe-throwing henchman Random Task in the 1997 Mike Meyers movie, killed the 50-year-old inmate found dead in his [...]

Seen here with his pants down to his knees trying to roll up a tarpaulin, because nothing says “sexy lover” more clearly than loose white briefs and back hair spilling out of it (we admit, this post exists because we just wanted to put this picture up), Ashton Kutcher is now the confirmed lover of [...]

Here’s Rihanna posing naked for the cover of Esquire’s November issue in all her photoshopped glory, because how else can we see she’s the world’s sexiest woman alive? Now, they don’t tell us exactly how they chose Rihanna, but let’s assume they also got carried away by the non-stop Barbadian ass-groping. If an entire island [...]

January Jones is not happy with her new Mad Men attire. That or Perrier is making her burpy. Exhibit #168 that Jessica Simpson is pregnant: Need for urgent and frequent urination. Carmen Electra’s right nipple is cold. Alessandra Ambrosio is pumping her own gas??? America is on the verge of collapse. Lady Gaga is calling [...]

Because Madonna is adamant that no mortal shall ever cast his gaze upon her face ever again, here she is coming out of a Yom Kippur service on Sunday with a scarf covering her face and half her statuesque gargoyle body, until that is her son and a couple of bodyguards tried to alert her [...]

Here’s a shitload of behind-the-scenes pictures of Bar Rafaeli slipping in and out of different lacy undergarments and cozying up to various woolly items for the sake of a new photo shoot for French lingerie manufacturer Passionata. Just think of it as our way of making up to you for the Melanie Griffith post. You [...]

Life Lesson #1, brought to you by hopeless romantic David Boreanaz (as illustrated by the above picture): Having sex with porn stars, hookers, Bone cast members and other random vagina which then leads to a beautiful thing i call lawsuits and divorce can be an incredibly bonding experience for you and your wife that can [...]