Here’s 54-year old Melanie Griffith at the Best In Drag Show in L.A last night (no joke, that’s an actual event), to which she was invited because I’m assuming she makes for one fine dude in an Axel Rose hair piece? And my “fine” i mean its the kind of beauty that can only be [...]

In a move that was apparently made to show the world he’s all grown up and into mature things like introspection and book writing, Diddy has published a book aptly named “Culo” – which means “Ass” for you illiterates out there. And just to make sure that those with severe ADD can also follow this, [...]

For a site who busts out dick jokes like Fourth Of July fireworks on a daily basis, these pictures are a goldmine, but we will refrain from making fellatio references because we took an oath to not make fun of the mentally retarded. Something obviously not shared by celebrity photographer Tyler Shields who told Mischa [...]

Sunday was Yom Kippur, the holy day of atonement for Jews and adulterous Kabbalah spouses because Ashton Kutcher took Demi Moore to a Kabbalah camping retreat in Santa Barbara and asked for her forgiveness. The blurry pictures were actually taken by a fellow camper who obviously decided to exchange his atonement for some hard cash [...]

Miranda Kerr gets completely naked for Australia’s Harpers Bazaar. Which is a fashion magazine. About clothes. Ok, that turban is pretty fashionable. Katie Holmes’ cleavage is more desolate than an African village plagued by drought. And later, Tom Cruise goes for some well-documented PDA. He washed his hands with Lysol afterwards and looked at his [...]

Sir Paul McCartney got married to his girlfriend of four years, Nancy Shevell, in London over the weekend, and since all this guy ever needs is love (and the hell with prenups), let this post be the countdown to this one taking half of what’s left of his money. Not to put a bullet straight [...]

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Ashton Kutcher’s and Demi Moore’s Kabbalah counseling sessions last week failed to erase the burning images of hot tub orgies in Demi’s mind, and since his $9.99 red string no longer holds the power to make him forget he’s married to brittle bones and that thoughts of younger poon must not [...]

According to TheDirty.com, which is by the way the same site which broke the Ashton Kutcher cheating scandal, and thus, a beacon of truth we can depend on, Liev Schreiber also got tired of banging old bones and was caught cheating on Naomi Watts with a model, and a body double named Phoebe Roberts. The [...]