Archive for October, 2011

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Christina Aguilera is turning into a bloated Cyndi Lauper

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Seriously, what the hell’s up with Christina Aguilera? When did she stop being interested in banging guys and got obsessed with eating them? These pictures were taken yesterday at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert in Wales, Great Britain, where apparently someone gave her the thumbs up to get up on stage looking like she got [...]

Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.7.2011)

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Ali Larter should play tennis more often. Naomi Campbell’s nipple is on display for a magazine cover. We heard it also throws things when its angry. Selena Gomez making out with Justin Bieber in the backseat of a car somehow still feels wrong. Demi Moore  doesn’t have any luck these days. Here she is getting [...]

Leonardo DiCaprio has moved on to this

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Phew! No more sleepless, agonizing nights wondering if Leonardo DiCaprio’s poor, lonely and cold penis would find a hospitable shelter to spend the night in since he disposed of Blake Lively. A young 21- year old model has stepped in to feel that void. Meet Leo’s new receptacle, Alyce Crawford, a model (no way!!!) and [...]

Lady Gaga needs to trim that monkey bush

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Here’s Lady Gaga at a Black Eyed Peas party in London last night, and they say a picture is worth more than a 1000 words so we should probably leave this one to do its work for us. Except that 1000 monkeys are running around the Amazon as we speak holding their exposed genitals and [...]

This is the next Bond Girl

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The question of who will play the new Bond girl might have been answered. Twitch has broken the news that French hottie Berenice Marlohe has been tapped to take on the coveted part, starring opposite Daniel Craig in the upcoming Bond film (which we just learned will be called “SkyFall” because MGM and Sony pictures, [...]

Kendall Kardashian modelling this at 15. How appropriate.

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Here’s Kim Kardashian’s 15-year old sister Kendall Jackson modeling the 2012 White Sands Swimwear collection, but before you collectively gasp in shock that an underage girl is revealing so much cleavage, think of it this way. At least this one jump started her career early enough. Kris Jenner won’t get desperate when she becomes nineteen [...]

Zac Effron treated to $100,000 bottle of champagne

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If you ever wanted to see a bar bill that amounts to more than you’ll ever make in a year, well, here it is. Damn, i just realized the tip is more than what I make in a year. That’s it, I’m applying for a waitress job at the BoardRoom. What? I’m pretty good at [...]

Pierce Brosnan’s wife sues restaurant after being “injured” from food poisoning

Pierce Brosnan’s wife Keely Shaye Smith is suing a restaurant in Santa Monica after claiming their food made her ill.   Keely has claimed that after a visit to R & D Kitchen in Santa Monica, California, in October 2009 she was left ‘sore, ill and injured,’ according to TMZ.   It is not clear [...]