Ok, maybe the title is a bit misleading since Kurt Cobain is well, dead, and her corpse-like hands can’t reach as far as the pits of hell to drag him out of it and stab him repeatedly with her used needles and crazy talk (or could she), but this is pretty much what she would [...]

Cindy Crawford took to the cobbled streets of the Red Square in Moscow, Russia, yesterday, obviously to peddle her organic, fair-trade and fairy-dust filled cosmetics to the Russian comrades who were more busy staring at her frozen nipples. We tried to do the same, since, well, we love pokies and their plight to fight through [...]

Kim Kardashian’s ass continues to buy her fancy things such as this $300,000 Ferrari. Kristen Stewart in a bikini we would rather see burned. Mila Jovovich makes us forget this was all about The Three Musketeers. Tom Cruise has valid reasons for keeping Katie Holmes locked up. Alessandra Ambrosio proves she can put anything on [...]

Tiger Woods’ Ground Whore Zero got married in Las Vegas On Sunday to her 26-year old boyfriend Matt Hahn because , *sniff, sniff* she smelled gold on that tree and didn’t want anyone else pissing on it. And because Rachel is all about romance and ever-lasting love, she drew parallels with some of Hollywood’s happiest [...]

Here’s Ali Carter showing off her thorax while running some errands yesterday, which prompted us to pull up a few pics of her from just a few months ago so we can advocate pregnancy. Or breastfeeding your kids until they’re ready to go to college. Sure, when you get pregnant your body looks like like a [...]

Here’s 41-year old Dominic Purcell and 24-year old AnnaLynne McCord clearly engaging in some heavily intellectual conversation because after all, it’s their respective intelligence which keeps them together. But we’ll let them explain in their own words: Via DailyMail: He said: ‘She’s certainly one of the most intelligent women I’ve ever met in my life.’ [...]

So get this, Johnny Depp, who absolutely loathes being interviewed and being photographed, gets interviewed and photograpped in Vanity Fair only to complain about it calling it Rape. Yeah, that’s right, rape. And because we feel his everyday struggle (earning $50million per year , having people worship you etc) is a real one, we’re going [...]

And on to ridiculously fat people who used to be able to bang an entire bus of groupies without even putting the microphone now. We give you Axl Rose, 1985′s Casanova-extraordinaire, here at Guns N’Roses concert in Brazil last night. Axl, who most likely buries his face into apple pies and whole-roasted chickens these days instead of [...]