And moving on from our “women who can now rape you” theme, how about a little gay prostitution courtesy of Thomas Jane who in a recent interview with L.A Times admitted that he accepted sexual favors and was experimenting with his sexuality as a struggling actor at a young age. All things which i’m sure we can relate [...]

It’s been a long time since we dedicated a post to one of our favorite British monstrosities, so why not start the day with Jodie Marsh, who will most likely beat the living crap out of me with her little pinky after this one. Now if you have problems remembering her, she was that classy [...]

It seems the strain of being tried for manslaughter is too much for our good physician. Hookers and Scotch after the pedicure and manicure. Gwen Stefani celebrates her 42nd birthday by going about in London in her white see-through bra. Jessica Simpson continues the tradition of the Cow Parade. And Erik Johnson is there to [...]

Lindsay Lohan flashed her flowery panties the other night, and before you gasp in shock that she’s actually wearing panties, she’s in France. So hookery/fund-raising have to be done with elegance and sophistication. “Excuse moi, monsieur, may i have a glass of chardonnay? What does 10 euro mean? I don’t understand! Do you take beaver?” [...]

Kate Winslet is in the November issue of the British Harpers Bazaar, and you know, for a woman who loathes plastic surgery as much as Kirstie Alley loathes low fat cheese, she didn’t mind those magazine folks giving her sharper cheeks, a chiseled chin, a breast lift and a tummy tuck. In the interview, along [...]

Jack Osbourne asked Lisa Stelly, “an aspiring actress and model” to marry him last Thursday and because this site is all about romance and true love, we believed she said “yes” because of his kind heart, large penis and the fact that Ozzy Osbourne probably only has months before he chokes on his own spit [...]

Anne Hathaway and Adam Schulman have been together for three years, but still feel the need to tongue-wrestle each other in public. True to their nature, here they are in the middle of a Farmer’s market in Santa Monica making out non-stop while a friend is watching: “Anne? Where are those tomatoes i gave you? [...]

Continuing their nauseating display of the kind of affection only born out of blatant, in-your-face adultery, Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon started making out on stage on Saturday night during Journey’s Denver concert while thousands of onlookers started vomiting on each other and subsequently lighting themselves on fire with their cigarette lighters to try and [...]