Voila some very grainy photos of Lindsay Lohan on her way to a meeting place where she would take her clothes off, and while the sentence i just conjured up means absolutely nothing because that’s the everyday schedule that Dina draws up on a napkin for her daughter, trust me, this walk towards what will [...]

Britney Spears looking as sexy as a trailer with flower curtains. “Them shorts sure are purty, ain’t they?” Vanessa Minnillo wants you to know she’s not just breasts. They have humor too, you know! Julianne Moore took her osteoporosis pill before she got up on that scooter. Men’s Health cares about the health of their [...]

Apparently nobody taught Billy Cyrus what a sunset is in that book larnin’ class he went to when he was a little boy, because he has now mistaken it for E.T. “I’ll be damned! Them extraterrestrials are fixin’ to burst outta that dang ol’ yellow hole I seen down them mountains. Miley sugah, bring them [...]

According to TMZ Neal Schon surprised Michaele Salahi with a brand new $350,000 convertible Bentley right before he introduced her to his mother and grown-up children, thus proving that adultery and groupie sluttery pay off hugely at the end. One only needs courage and strength to look at an old man’s creepy and weathered balls [...]

“You, equally pale or even paler girl, stand next to me whilst I’m walking around in a bikini, I need people to appreciate my tan!” So here’s Snaggletooth in Vegas over the weekend, and while you gaze at her ghost-like or tooth-fairy skin, I’m stuck wondering why she insisted in that Elle magazine interview that [...]

Never thought the day when Monica Belluci’s breasts would be unable to eclipse all that is bad and evil in this world would come, but unfortunately it has arrived. Here’s 47-year old Monica Belluci down to her underwear trying to seduce a bunch of underage boys for a Dolce & Gabbana campaign and all I [...]

We all know aging is a bitch, but it’s an even greater bitch when you were a skinny dude to begin with and you’re also fighting a disease. Robin Gibb, whose twin brother Maurice died in 2003 of intestinal illness is only 61 years old, but looks frighteningly gaunt and frail. Robin has been fighting [...]

Here’s Courtney Stodden taking an imaginary dump on four lovely pumpkins before proceeding to give fallatio to a few others and then dry-hump Doug on yet a few more. Completely innocent stuff if you ask me, which is why I don’t understand the folks at the pumpkin patch who wanted to burn the two at [...]