E! Entertainment, apparently out of fresh or mildly stale ideas, wanted to do a piece on how others treat fat people. So what do they do? They take Melissa Gorga from The Real Housewives of New Jersey and transform her into a giant meteorite of human vomit. Correction. A giant meteorite of human vomit in [...]

Pretty sure Elastigirl didn’t wear Spanx over her suit. Ashley Tisdale and Elle MacPherson in a bikini. Dennis Quaid’s stomach is a confusing synergy of dough and muscle. At least his wife’s hot. Taylor Armstrong drunk as a bat. That’s one way of dealing with getting fired from Desperate Housewives. Jenny McCarthy also drunk and [...]

After trolling all the magazines and asking for $500,000 just to tell us what we already knew, Jessica Simpson gave up and showed off her belly. So unless, that’s a prosthetic, she’s at least 5-6 months pregnant. “Anyone interested in buying these ultrasound scans? I taught the little bastard to do a back-flip and pee [...]

Here’s Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds in the earlier hours of Sunday morning leaving his apartment in Boston in which I’m sure they spent a few quality hours discussing how amazing the Green Lantern script was and listen, we couldn’t be happier for them. Sure we got psychologically molested for over an hour and a [...]

You know how we always joked on this site that Madonna (here getting booed at her W.E premiere in London Sunday night) is a soulless gargoyle with the uncanny ability to suck your soul just by looking at you? Go figure, it’s actually true. Case in point, one of her older brothers who is currently [...]

Here’s “fitness guru” Jennifer Nicole Lee on her way to Mr.Chow’s for a business meeting in Miami yesterday, and apparently Courtney Stodden is not the only savvy dresser for such things. I’m also told words such as “50% cut”, “sex tape” and “hookery” were included in the Powerpoint presentation. It’s all corporate lingo, really. Locky

Jennifer Lopez was performing at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Connecticut Sunday night when she started crying in the middle of performing her 1999 song You Had My Love, then asked thousands of strangers to explain what love is, because after three failed marriages and two engagements she has no freaking clue, and then stormed [...]

Here’s horny child-bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison along with the poor man’s Chris Jenner, a.k.a her momager, trolling for networks to pick up their “reality” show yesterday. They first visited VH1 and later stopped by MTV where according to her mother “Courtney had a lot of fun..because she spreads laughter around everywhere she goes”. [...]