George Clooney at the exact moment he realized Stacy Keibler will soon want marriage too. Don’t worry, somebody had an oxygen tank handy, so all’s good. Who wants to see Amanda Seyfried bend to pick up poo? That’s Hugh Jackman’s 55-year old wife and no he hasn’t cheated on it. He’s a saint. Some Joe [...]

The man who intervened in the street brawl involving Shia LaBeouf and a fat shirtless Canadian over the weekend claims that Shia threatened to pull a knife on him. But he said although LaBeouf made the threats he never actually saw a blade on him. TMZ spoke with Shea Carter who said he saw LaBeouf [...]

“Excuse me sir? Why are you sitting next to me staring at the camera?” “Silence me lad, we’re making history here. Now if you’ll pardon me, I’m rather wet and shivering in me boots right now because of this bloody sodding rain, so I’ll be off to my ‘ome in me mansion to bury me [...]

And you thought he only liked to play with Barbie dolls and chase butterflies and doves. Justin Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez with an Argentinian model named Macarena and since we’re talking about Justin Bieber, i think the word “cheated” needs further clarifications. So no, they didn’t talk about the best hair gel to get [...]

Kris Humphries has apparently realized that he married the golden standard for famewhores but with the added disadvantage of a giant ass and he’s quickly reverting to what any other sensible guy would do under these circumstances: have sex with as many women as possible. Or at the very least refuse to be part of [...]

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in court pretending to be a $5 Halloween costume, and while looking like shit does not prove the legitimacy of Michael Lohan’s claims, it does make one pause. Pause. Ok, she’s doing meth and crack. Anyhoo, Michael Lohan  followed up yesterday’s court hearing by going on Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell and saying [...]

Amber Rose is apparently alive and Hip-Hop’s muse. Does that mean rappers get inspired to write beautiful and lyrical music when they bang her? Kirstie Alley holding hands with her dancing partner at a Parisian cemetery. Can we assume chubby sex ensued? Miranda Kerr poses with her the $2.5million bra she will wear at the [...]

Here’s Courtney Love at the Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland, last night, where some genius (or an awesome comedian) thought it’d be a great idea if they handed her a diploma and an honorary patronage for attending two semesters when she was young. While we were not there to listen, we’re pretty sure the speech [...]