Archive for October, 2011

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Shayne Lamas does the “I’m naked with a giant uterus” thing

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Here’s Shayne Lamas doing the Demi Moore thing (or more recently the very unfortunate Mariah Carey thing), only this time nobody wants to pay her to put this on a magazine cover, or even in one of the back pages where they share stories about stray dogs and apple pie recipes. Hence the amateur picture [...]

David Hasselhoff got dumped by girlfriend at this event

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Here’s David Hasselhoff leaving Clinton’s Celebrity Fastcard Event in London with his girlfriend Hayley last night, moments before she dumped him (he actually tweeted this a couple of hours later: “So Hayley Roberts Has dumped me”) and for the life of me I can’t understand what propelled her to do such a cruel, cruel thing. [...]

Lindsay Lohan in handcuffs after judge revokes probation

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Lindsay Lohan had her probation revoked pending a November 2 hearing after Judge Stephanie Sautner slammed her for failing to complete time at the Downtown Women’s Centre. Unfortunately she has already been released after posting $100,000 (the hookery money has come in handy after all) and will not spend time behind bars – no surprise [...]

Rihanna makes out with her boyfriend in new video

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Rihanna’s new video We Found Love is released today and features her new boyfriend, Olympic boxing hopeful Dudley O’Shaughnessy ass-groping her in a car, ass-groping her in a bathtub, ass-groping her on a couch…anyway, you get it, Rihanna gets ass-groped a lot. Also, they light up an entire pack of cigarettes and blow smoke on [...]

Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.19.2011)

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Christina Aguilera has stopped wearing pants. Unbuttoning those pesky buttons after eating a horse can be annoying. Miss Bikini USA Jennifer Nicole Lee “working out”. If you look close enough you maybe be able to see a couple of testicles. Oprah and Rossie O’Donnell getting drunk live. Their plan to save OWN network must be [...]

Julia Roberts sucks at running too

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Julia Roberts took to the streets of her neighborhood yesterday in the hope that running a block at 3 miles an hour would make her look semi-descent in a bikini and ended up almost passing out half way through. Which is why i posted these, horrible, horrible bikini pics of her from just two months [...]

Serena Williams is going bald

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Here’s Serena Williams getting out of a nightclub in L.A last night with a big, shiny bald patch on her head and although it’s tempting to assume she just went on one of her “I’ll shove a ball down your froat!” rage rants and got what she deserved in return, it’s hard to imagine giant [...]

This is the man who is “told by God” to kill Selena Gomez

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This is stalker Thomas Brodnicki who Selena Gomez has a restraining order against. Police say Brodnicki, 46, has a history of mental illness as well as a criminal record. The mugshot – from an arrest in a case also connected with stalking – was taken in 2008 in Illinois. According to legal documents filed by [...]