Archive for October, 2011

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Britney Spears has sex with her boyfriend in new video

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Remember that story we posted about Britney Spears getting in trouble in the U.K over that fake robbery scene she was shooting? Well, it was for her video Criminal in which Jason Trawick saves her from an abusive boyfriend and then pushes her into a world of crime. And then of course we have the [...]

Shia LaBeouf gets punched in the face by fat guy. Awesome.

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According to RadarOnline, that hot headed chiwawa of an actor better known as Shia LaBeouf got into a massive bar fight on the streets of Vancouver, Canada, over the weekend, and ended up getting beat up by a fat guy. The cause of the fight is unknown, but let’s just assume it’s because someone called [...]

Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.18.2011)

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This golden statue of Kate Moss sold for almost $1million. To a Japanese. Of course. They invented golden showers, didn’t they? Holy crap! Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs has to be one of the ugliest dudes ever! Gene Simmons married Shannon Tweed so he can officially have sex with himself in wedlock. Ohhhh, Justin Bieber [...]

Jennifer Aniston’s cleavage and those other ones attended the Elle Women In Hollywod Event

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Here’s Jennifer Aniston at the Elle women In Hollywood event in Beverly Hills last night (she was an honoree by the way) and judging from the plunging neckline she must be in a very happy place right now. That or she’s trying really hard to make us forget that Brad Pitt called her vagina a [...]

Sofia Vergara making out in a bikini

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Here’s Sofia Vergara in Los Cabos, Mexico with her boyfriend Nick Loeb, and these shots are pretty disappointing for two reasons:A) most of them are of her lying down and B) the boyfriend seems to have recovered completely from that accident of his which means all my Spanish lessons and that Hombre Caliente cologne i [...]

Taylor Armstrong is now accusing her dead husband of wanting to murder her

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Because that $125,000 she got from ET for selling her picture with a punched-up eye will go that far, Taylor Armstrong is now making the local TV rounds telling people how Desperate Housewives has saved her from getting murdered. “I want to open up my heart and soul and tell you about this murder-suicide plot [...]

Goldie Hawn is ruining bicycling for me

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Here’s 65-year old Goldie Hawn riding her bike in L.A yesterday, and man are those some old lady knees. And arms. And cleavage. And face. Wouldn’t it be more appropriate and less offensive to my 20/20 vision if she was in a wheelchair yelling “Damn it Russell!! I told you i can’t chew this chicken [...]

Demi Moore is now a walking skeleton

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Demi Moore’s corpse attended the premiere of her movie Margin Call in NYC last night, proving that when your husband’s penis is tenderly goosing young little things right and left, the effects can be more devastating that menopause, osteoporosis and osteoarthritis put together, turning you into an anorexic bag of crazy and desperation. Which is [...]