Here’s Ryan Gosling making out with Eva Mendes in his car after bringing her an iced-coffee (because apparently the 60 seconds he was gone was too much too bear) proving he’s just as full of shit as the next Hollywood six-packed cuddlebear. Ryan recently said that he wouldn’t date another Hollywood celebrity because “the showbusiness [...]

Adam Levine posed with his Russian girlfriend Anna I-arrived-in-the-mail-Vyalitsyna for the cover of Russian Vogue, and that 99.9% of you who have yet to notice that half of Adam’s torso is missing because you’re too busy staring at his bride’s superb ass, you may have ADD, but at least you don’t have Spock’s (aka Zachary [...]

Hillary Clinton boogie woogies to Lady Gaga at Prez Clinton’s 65th birthday celebration. She’s now ready to be our next President. Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan dresses appropriately for the same event.”Bill, what did we say about hookers and public appearances??” “But honey, it’s my birthday!!” Elisabetta Canalis’ rack is still worthy of stare. Our congrats to [...]

It’s official, Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper are now an item, which makes me very happy only because I get to call them something completely stupid like Bradnifer Coopez, and update my Bradley Cooper jokes by replacing the words sour lemons with chili con carne and salsa (i would have gone with enchiladas but didn’t [...]

Jennifer Love Hewitt was caught wearing the same ass-engulfing outfit both on Saturday and Sunday and judging by the size of that thing, her quest for a man, any man, has been fruitless for the month of October as well. Which translates to eating her sorrow away until each ass-cheek is the size of a [...]

Miley Cyrus was in Malibu beach with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth over the weekend and surprisingly enough there was no vagina diddling, ass picking or any of that chain smoking we’re so accustomed to seeing her simultaneously do. Just rampant making out. Which makes this a pretty lame post hence why we will now comment on [...]

Sharon Stone arrived at L.A.X last night looking like hell, and I get it that Basic Instinct was made in the early 1900′s but come on, when people start mistaking you for Dennis Leary, it’s time to do something about it. Now I’m not advocating plastic surgery here because that would be insensitive, just a [...]

It’s been a while since we had a post about our favorite British Tit-bacca, so why not start Monday with her? Here’s 33-year old, mother of three, Katie Price leaving a London club on Friday night, drunk off her skull, trying not to eat pavement and well, wearing what she calls a business suit. All [...]