Courtney Love was performing in Sao Paolo, Brazil Saturday night when for some ungodly reason only understood by her and a couple of filthy heroin syringes, she pulled down her tube top and performed an entire song with her boobs hanging for thousands to see. And because I will assume that normal people have the [...]

Debbie Harry was part of an exhibition at MOCA’s Art Gala in L.A last night when she first made an appearance on a stretcher wrapped in plastic and then proceeded to butcher a life-sized model of herself and eat its bloody heart. The shocked audience started yelling “Violence against women!”, and Dita Von Teese who [...]

Seen here arriving at LAX after her trip to Atlanta where she filmed scenes from Tyler Perry’s The Marriage Counselor apparently because Tyler Perry must think his God-fearing black audience wants to see how good of an actress an ex-porn star who just took a dump on the institution of marriage really is, Kim Kardashian [...]

Madonna attended the Smirnoff Nightlife Exchange Project dance competition in NYC on Saturday to find her new leading dance man which must mean only one thing: that she already sucked the life out of her 24-year old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat and he’s now confined to a wheelchair pissing in a bucket and begging her to [...]

Here’s Lady Gaga holding her “decapitated” head while singing “Marry The Night” on British X Factor Saturday night, right after she writhed in a confessional box with a huge cross and since she’s rapidly running out of ideas to shock our socks off, expect her to have herself killed at some point so she can [...]

Ke$ha shows us how she maintains her beetle-like figure. Is Sakira turning into a hot mess? And why is Marc Anthony looking at her like she’s a plate of nachos covered in guacamole? So this is what Leonardo DiCaprio will look like when he’s 77 (here playing J Edgar Hoover). Bet he’ll still have a [...]

I’m still dying here, hello?? While Demi Moore is dying a slow death by making herself disappear body part by body part (she’s turning 49 today but she doesn’t look a day older than 1,500 in mummified corpse years) Ashton Kutcher is proving once again that he is a damn moron. Apparently his Tweeter comment [...]

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord, or more accurately her newly found cleavage on the set of 90210 yesterday, and since I’m all about work ethics and backing all these claims with scientific evidence, I’ve included a few bikini pics from last year. Body is still bony, but the puppies have been upgraded from a small B to [...]