Get this. Michael Lohan’s ex vagina-kicking vessel, Kate Major, was on her way to Tampa from LAX for her court hearing on the restraining order she currently has on him, when she got drunk and started hitting a fellow passenger in first class (how on earth did she get to fly first class to begin [...]

America was collectively holding its breath yesterday and it sure as hell wasn’t because of the pending verdict in Michael Jackson’s case. No, our priorities are damn straight, we were all aching to find out if Courtney Stodden’s ridiculously large breasts were the work of a crafty plastic surgeon. Well, we can all breath again, [...]

A jury found Michael Jackson’s doctor guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the 2009 death of the King of Pop. Dr. Conrad Murray appeared stone-faced as the verdict was read Monday in a Los Angeles courtroom. The 58-year-old doctor, who is to be sentenced November 29, is facing up to four years in prison. He could also [...]

Rebecca Romijn decided to dig herself out of obscurity yesterday and get herself in a bikini for a fashion shoot in L.A and since she still looks hot at almost 40, it prompted me to do a quick search and find out if she’s still married to Jerry O’Donnell. The answer was yes, which usually [...]

Hayden Panettiere was on stage to present Lady Gaga at the MTV EMAs on Sunday night when a man, later identified as Irish actor David Monahan appeared on the stage with his bald avenger hanging out in plain view for millions to see. And here’s the kicker: they bleeped out Selena Gomez’ “fuck” but let [...]

69-year old Harrison Ford: Ok kids, now gently place that ball in my hand. Oh, Jesus, time out. I think i just stained my pants. JLO shows the Europeans some butt-cheek. Priest gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a sympathetic hug. His eyes obviously lingered on Maria Schriver for a bit too long during his sermon. Some Lady [...]

Welcome to the exact moment Occupy Wall Street turned from a joke to a joke accompanied by stuntmen, shit blown up and Batman fighting evil Bane in between breaks and jokes about the amount of chicks that rubber suit gets him. To which of course the protesters obliged, because hey, what’s more important than a [...]

This time at Miami Beach…which explains why there was a report over the weekend that the sand dunes on that very beach all but disappeared…nice one environmentalists blaming it all on the climate change. Locky