While we broke the news about the new James Bond girl in the Sam Mendes directed Skyfall a while ago, the cast was officially announced last night at a press conference in London, and keeping the tradition of unearthing obscure but undoubtedly hot European actresses for James Bond to bang and then leave hanging (in [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker was a guest at a Spring horse race carnival in Australia and while this bit of news is far less important to the world than Kim Kardashian’s divorce and Justin Bieber’s sperm, I just couldn’t pass the opportunity to pull out some horse jokes, and well, make even more fun at her [...]

Here’s Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the British premiere of their borefest of a movie Rum Diary and considering that it tanked in the U.S, barely grossing $5 million in its opening weekend and is set to tank even worse worldwide (even that horrible movie The Tourist, with Angelina Jolie grossed $17million in its [...]

Damn it, they’re still staring at my face, aren’t they… Katie Price as uber-slutty orange monster-nipple Mrs. Claus promoting her new book…I’m guessing about porn?? Kelly Brook filming horror flick Heavy Metal. Will it be as awesome as Piranhas 3D?? Jessica Biel turned into a tough motorcycle chick for Elle. “Are we done here? I [...]

Just as Justin Bieber is preparing to dive into a swimming pool of future paternity suits, Selena Gomez has reached a milestone of her own. Her first upskirt as she was leaving a hair salon. Doesn’t it seem like yesterday she was basically having sex in a VIP box at a baseball game with Justin [...]

First of all, I thought Wilmer Valderrama was dead, but suddenly he’s everywhere in L.A this week, first partying it up with Ashton Kutcher and now “caught” making out with ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato outside her house with one eye fiercely engaged in the task of surveillance. “Quickly TMZ, are you getting this? There’s so long [...]

Seen here dying a slow and painful death, Demi Moore allegedly cheated on Ashton Kutcher (pictured below partying with Wilder Valderrama because frowning whenever there was a camera for the past couple of weeks was making his forehead hurt, and well, he doesn’t give a shit) with his 27-year old friend, Ben Hollingworth. Demi, according [...]

This is Mariah Yeater, the 20-year old who alleges Justin Bieber hand-picked her from a crowd of thousands of girls (because he just looooves butter) and basically allowed her to statutorily rape him in a nasty bathroom after his concert, and judging from these pictures, we totally buy it, because she’s 100% sane. But who [...]