More than 30 years after they divorced acrimoniously, Goldie Hawn’s second husband is taking revenge. Bill Hudson has written a tell-all book in which he claims that Goldie was a drug addicted sex maniac with a penchant for European men and a habit of talking about herself in the third degree. In his book ‘Two [...]

Because I’m getting sick of all this Halloween crap and it’s time to get back to real, everyday life. Which of course, means staring at supermodel asses in bikinis all dressed up as Superman. Wait, I have to fix my cape for this one. It’s all bunched up. Locky

I don’t get it, why isn’t Lean Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in a costume? Christina Aguilera dressed as Boy George in his fat, jail phase?? Not in a costume either, hah… Duh, I’m a pregnant mummy you dummies! Sofia Vergara dressed as Angry Bird is pretty much Halloween blasphemy. I basically expected her to hand [...]

I, Kim Kardashian take thee Kris Humphries to be my new enterprising project and in the presence of God and E! I promise to tolerate you for as long as it takes to edit the wedding special and air it, promising with Divine assistance along with that of my four assistants to be gorgeously present [...]

And off they went with their feathery light, tranny steps to conquer the day, softly caressing their dildoy sugary treats, trannilly walking up the steps of innocent souls, joyously expecting to share their abundantly overflowing vomitous love. Surely you understand, only a poem could capture the magic of these pictures. Locky

Kim Kardashian filed her divorce papers yesterday morning which shocked us all to our core, because we believe Santa Claus is real and pigs can fly. Of course, we’re just glad she’s alive, because do you know how hard it is to keep up the facade of a fake marriage for a whole two months? [...]