Kathy Griffin has just published her memoirs, which gave us the excuse to go fishing for her high school yearbook pictures. And oh my God, had she not had a nose job, two liposuctions, collagen injections in her lips, fat injections on her cheeks, a facelift, botox and Lord knows what else, she would have [...]

Steven Tyler is still in Hawaii assaulting our eyes. And can someone please tell me what’s going on with one of his toes (pic with scuba diving outfit). It’s literally humping the big toe! Who wants to see how you spread gonorrhea on the beaches of Bali? I’m pretty sure I can see Stacy Keibler’s [...]

Apparently going topless and causing a sea of vomit are not the only things Courtney Love accomplished during her concert in Sao Paolo, Brazil last Saturday. A fan had the audacity to hold up a Kurt Cobain picture during one of her songs, which resulted in Courtney going apeshit and unleashing her poetic wrath on [...]

Here’s Heather Locklear at the Twilight premiere with her daughter Eva, without her engagement ring and while her people only confirmed the split from Jack Wagner I’m pretty sure he got dumped because he simply wasn’t good marriage material. I mean does he drink and drive at the same time while his daughter’s a passenger? [...]

Seen here on the cover of Marie Claire wearing her wedding ring and gushing in the interview about how perfect Kris Humphries was only two weeks before announcing her divorce because that’s how talented she and her whole clan is in the art of lying, Kim Kardashian and the rest of her lovely family are [...]

Here’s A-Rod sunbathing in his Miami home with his new girlfriend who just happens to be a fitness trainer, nutritionist AND winner of FAME Fitness World Championships 2007 and at this point, I’m pretty sure he demands they hand over a resume before he decides to have sex with them. “It says here that you [...]

When paparazzi caught Justin Bieber with a blond girl who’s definitely not Selena Gomez in London Monday night, he let go of his honey-dripping ways and flipped them, again and again. Apparently he needs some privacy when he’s tending to potential paternity suitors. Oops, did I just say that? I meant, this girl is a [...]

Here’s Britney Spears taking some time off from her tour in Rio De Janeiro on Monday and sure, it does seem that her dad’s plan to glue a few McNuggets on moving things while she’s on stage has paid off, but she….what’s that Britney? Your daddy told you the sea would be full of fishy [...]