Archive for November, 2011

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Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.15.2011)

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I’m pretty sure I would also develop an affection for the penis if I was forced to touch Kathy Griffin’s breasts. And our man candy for the day: 63-year old Steven Tyler in a bathing suit making out with his girlfriend. Sorry, ladies, Alexander Skarsgard had the day off. The Hoff really knows how to [...]

Kate Gosselin abandons coupon job after four days

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“Fuck coupons!! Now who wants to see me stick my hand in this crocodile’s mouth? I’ll do it for 100 bucks. Ok, 50??” Kate Gosselin sucks at actually working for a living, because here she is in Brisbane, Australia pretending to care about that crocodile hunter who died doing crazy shit with lions and alligators. [...]

Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with 19 women

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And the search for the perfect Nazi vagina continues… Kat Von D took to her Facebook page on Sunday to announce that she had just met the 19th girl Jesse James had slept with (they broke up again, by the way) and express her disappointment at his inability to change despite all her efforts. So [...]

JLo is banging her backup dancer

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A couple of weeks ago we reported that JLo was having sex with some mystery kid after the two were pictured leaving her NYC hotel together. Well, we now know that he’s 24-year old Casper Smart and he’s one of her backup dancers (seen here with his tongue hanging out in Vegas back in September [...]

Kendall Jenner gets a $90,000 Range Rover for her 16th birthday

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Kendall Jenner celebrated her 16th birthday a couple of days ago, which of course was an amazing opportunity for the whoreclan’s puppet master to make yet another great money-making deal. “Kendall, honey this year instead of a really expensive bag, I’m buying you a really expensive car, but you know what this means, right? You [...]

George Michael caught smoking marijuana…again

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George Michael went to jail last year because he crashed his Range Rover into a shop while smoking a roach, and since we’ve established that he is the world’s shittiest criminal, here he is yesterday in Venice, Italy, smoking a joint and sharing it with his new lover on the balcony of his hotel. At [...]

Kelly Brook verifies her Twitter account…by getting naked

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Apparently Twitter has a new verification process. If in doubt of the identity of an account, they just ask people to get naked and take pictures of themselves. Or so Kelly Brook thought because here she is taking naked pictures of herself (in the bathroom and next to a toilet of course) to prove that [...]

Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.14.2011)

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Jennifer Nicole Lee rollerblading in Miami in a bikini and a ton of make-up and I think all women should wear this attire when engaging in sports. I’m pretty sure it enhances performance and saves you from all kinds of injuries. It’s been scientifically proven. Lindsay Lohan puffed her lips with helium again. Gotta maintain [...]